Simon opened his good eye. He was in some kind of
shed. He could see sunlight creeping in under the door, so he knew it was still
day time. When he tried to move, he realised he was constrained.
There was a Perspex tube with holes along the sides keeping him upright in a steel tub. At the base of the tub were white blocks that resembled firelighters. He spotted Audrey. When he tried to call out, he realised he was still gagged.
There was a Perspex tube with holes along the sides keeping him upright in a steel tub. At the base of the tub were white blocks that resembled firelighters. He spotted Audrey. When he tried to call out, he realised he was still gagged.
“So
glad you finally decided to wake up, Mr Malachi.”
She
was wearing rubber gloves that went up to her elbow and her hair was tucked
into a net.
“It’s
been a pleasure seeing you again. But I have decided to let bygones be bygones.
There is no use in hanging on to the past and the best way for me to move
forward is to put these old feelings to bed.”
He
did not allow himself to imagine that she might release him. Audrey pointed a
device at him and pressed a button.
“See
you on the other side, Simon.”
A
contraption dropped from the roof and slid against the Perspex tube. It made
mechanical noises as it adjusted. A buzzer sounded and Simon watched as holes
in the contraption opened. They were perfectly aligned to the holes in the
tube. He began to panic and the gag tightened on his mouth. Audrey pressed
another button and sharp points emerged at the same time that he felt a chill.
It was ice. He was nothing but Audrey’s plaything. The ice jabbed at the holes
in the tube.
“Good,
it still works.” She activated another function and the points closed in on
Simon. He was trapped in a vice of ice. It made his skin pucker and he thought
he might pass out from fear. A ping behind him sounded and he screamed.
“Can you drive any faster, Anton?”
“I’ll
break the law.”
“We
are the law. Step on it.” It was hard to think above the wailing of their siren.
The entourage of back-up stayed behind them, even when Lauffett took a wrong
turn. They were heading to the countryside. It turned out that Audrey inherited
a smallholding from her father and used it as her escape from the city. In
fact, it had featured in the recent edition of iNSPiRE magazine as an example of how form and function collaborate
to create an interesting space. Neville hated the upbeat tone of magazine
articles. They gave the impression that people liked to narrate their lives in
positive terms.
“Take
a right here. The GPS says we’re two kilometres from the farm.”
“You
got it.” Lauffett manoeuvred the car with a well-timed handbrake slide.
“And
you were worried about breaking the law back there. Where’d you learn to
drift?”
“Playstation.”
The
saw the farm come into view and, against the backdrop of the sunset, it seemed
tranquil.
“Kill
the siren and the lights.” The voice crackled over the radio. Neville flicked
the switches on the dashboard. “And slow down. We don’t want her to know we’re
coming.”
The
tar road disappeared into gravel, and Lauffett reduced his speed to a crawl. “I
didn’t sign up for this. It’s ruining my paint job.”
“Go
round the back.”
The
stones cracked against the side of the car. “Oh, jeez.”
They
saw a shed and heard clanging.
“Stop
the car.” Neville listened. He grabbed the radio. “Ok, guys. I think our target
is the shed. We’ll storm it once everyone is in position.”
“I’ll
wait here.”
Neville
looked at his friend’s grey complexion. “Fine. If the pineapple hits the fan,
call for back-up and then get the hell out.”
Lauffett
nodded.
Neville
checked the magazine of his pistol. All set. He opened the car door as quietly
as possible and signalled for the others to join him as he advanced on the
shed. The clanging grew louder. There were muffled cries.
“Shut
up, Simon.”
He’d
know that voice anywhere. He held up his hand and counted down from five. When
he was sure the team were in position, he gave the signal and watched as they
stampeded towards the shed.
“Stop!
Police! Put your hands up!”
In
the centre of the room was a man. He appeared unconscious and had multiple
icicles lodged in his skin. There was the sound of air pressure being released
and the icicles retreated, leaving trails of blood in their wake. Clouds of
smoke wafted around the man’s feet. Neville instinctively covered his nose and
mouth.
“What
is the meaning of this?” Audrey’s voice was a roar.
“You
are under arrest.” Neville’s voice was muffled by his hand. He said it again
and watched as Audrey decided to run for it. She got as far as the back door of
the main house when she was tackled and cuffed. They had caught her red handed,
Neville thought. But if her hands actually were red, he would never know.
“What
the...” Lauffett joined him in the shed.
“I
thought you were waiting in the car.”
“I
was, but I reckoned it would be safe to come out since I saw them hauling
Audrey into the back of the van.”
Neville
nodded. “I’ve never seen anything like this.” He watched the icicles, now
stationary, dripping as they melted. He followed the drips to the base of the
Perspex tube, which was inside a steel tub.
“What
is it?”
“Dry
ice.” Neville turned to the door. “We’d better keep that open.”
“Why?”
“It
releases carbon dioxide. If we inhale too much, we’ll be dead.”
“I’ll
open those windows as well.”
Neville
was certain that Audrey had come up with the perfect crime. Her murder weapon
was ice, which was sharp, but melted away. As it melted onto the dry ice,
carbon dioxide was released and it suffocated the victim. That was a dual layer
of murder: first by stabbing and frostbite and secondly by gassing. And to
think she’d been wasting her time on porcelain figurines and clay whatsits.
Simon
regained consciousness and began to moan through his gag. Neville looked up at
him.
“Don’t
worry, Simon. We’re going to get you out of here.”
Crispin was standing at the window in his office.
Misery Lake glittered in the sun below him.
“Just
promise me you won’t let your fame go to your head, Neville. Obviously
it’s good press for us that you stopped Audrey Valentine and put her behind
bars, but we still need to get on with the daily grind of petty theft,
vandalism and hijackings.”
“There’s
just one thing, Sarge.”
“What’s
that?”
“I think
we should rename my division. I mean, there wasn’t anything supernatural about what
Audrey did. It was simply the marriage of art and science.”
Crispin
laughed. “Well, if that isn’t supernatural, then I don’t know what to tell you.”
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